we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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