the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
