I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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