Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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