well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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