yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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