Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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