She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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