sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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