he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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