I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
