did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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