ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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