You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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