He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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