Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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