Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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