so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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