like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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