last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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