Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
This is not my ceiling
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
