he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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