Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
