HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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