Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
No subtext here. People are naked.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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