I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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