Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
