I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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