names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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