WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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