hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just had sex bonerless
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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