Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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