Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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