One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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