Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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