super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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