Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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