in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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