Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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