i already hear my dad disowning me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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