just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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