I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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