I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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