And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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