I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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