I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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