make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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