the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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