True but thats because hes a fetus.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I want to fling myself into the sun
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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