adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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