Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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