covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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